The Best (and Worst) Alien & Space Dad Jokes 👋
Blast off into laughter with our collection of alien & space dad jokes! These out-of-this-world jokes combine the humor of dad jokes with the mystery and excitement of outer space. Perfect for space enthusiasts or anyone who loves a cosmic twist on classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to entertain. Whether you’re joking about aliens, spacecraft, or far-off galaxies, our alien & space dad jokes are lightyears ahead in making you laugh. Explore the universe of dad jokes that will send your humor into orbit!
Aliens refuse to visit Earth because they've looked up our solar system... and it has a 1-star rating.
What type of music do the planets enjoy? Neptunes.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.'
Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet? They looked at the reviews… only 1 star!
Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!
What type of toilets do pirates prefer? Port-a-potties.I'll sea myself out.
What do you call a flying priest? A bird of pray.
Scientists planned to verify if Schroedingers thought experiment prevails on Mars but sadly Curiosity killed the cat, rendering the experiment futile.
What do you put in your interstellar trail mix? Astro-nuts
Why does the selective Ghost only haunt Bars and Pubs..? ... He's addicted to Boos