The Best (and Worst) Alien & Space Dad Jokes 👋
Blast off into laughter with our collection of alien & space dad jokes! These out-of-this-world jokes combine the humor of dad jokes with the mystery and excitement of outer space. Perfect for space enthusiasts or anyone who loves a cosmic twist on classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to entertain. Whether you’re joking about aliens, spacecraft, or far-off galaxies, our alien & space dad jokes are lightyears ahead in making you laugh. Explore the universe of dad jokes that will send your humor into orbit!
What do astronauts eat for protein? Launch Meat.
My printer has started printing scary stories in the middle of the night. Somehow they’re all in Braille. It’s giving me Goosebumps
Why did Bilbo Baggins always smoke pipeweed after every meal? IDK, force of hobbit I guess
Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet? They looked at the reviews… only 1 star!
What do you get when you cross a Smurf and a cow? Blue cheese.
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
Why do astronauts use linux? because you can’t open windows in space.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical.
What do you put in your interstellar trail mix? Astro-nuts
Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet? They looked at the reviews… only 1 star!
Why do Amoung Us characters bottle up their emotions? Because they get kicked out of the group when they vent.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAIINS!”
What's a robot's favorite snack?' 'Computer chips.'