The Best (and Worst) Birthday Dad Jokes 👋
Make any birthday celebration extra special with our collection of birthday dad jokes! From hilarious puns to cheesy one-liners, these jokes are the perfect way to add humor to your birthday greetings. Whether you’re cracking jokes for friends, family, or colleagues, our birthday dad jokes are sure to bring laughs and create unforgettable moments. Perfect for dads who love to joke around on birthdays, these jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone’s face. Explore the funniest birthday dad jokes to make every celebration more fun!
I suggested to my missus that I was her birthday present. She said she hoped I kept the receipt.
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.
The birthday dragon tried to blow the candles for the 254th time. Btw the party was on fire. We had a blast.
I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
Dad gets mom a cake for her birthday every year But for Mother’s Day he gives her a cream pie.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey!
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!