The Best (and Worst) Birthday Dad Jokes 👋
Make any birthday celebration extra special with our collection of birthday dad jokes! From hilarious puns to cheesy one-liners, these jokes are the perfect way to add humor to your birthday greetings. Whether you’re cracking jokes for friends, family, or colleagues, our birthday dad jokes are sure to bring laughs and create unforgettable moments. Perfect for dads who love to joke around on birthdays, these jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone’s face. Explore the funniest birthday dad jokes to make every celebration more fun!
I said to my wife “You are my drug” She said: “Oh wow is it because you can’t get enough of me?”I replied: “No because you cost so much money and you’re ruining my life”
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
The birthday dragon tried to blow the candles for the 254th time. Btw the party was on fire. We had a blast.
A guy walks into a seafood store carrying a crab, and he asked the owner, "Do you make crab cakes?" And the owner said, "Yes we do."...So the guy said, "Good because it's his birthday."
Judge says "After reviewing your case Mr Smith, I have decided to give your wife $445 per week." "Thats very fair your honor." The husband said "And every now and then I ll try to send a few bucks myself"
Having a baby girl? You should name her Artica. It's awesome because all her nieces and nephews will have an Aunt Artica.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
Birthday gift mother in law My mother in law asked for her birthday ' something for in bath'. Too bad she didn't like my toaster...
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!