The Best (and Worst) Birthday Dad Jokes 👋
Make any birthday celebration extra special with our collection of birthday dad jokes! From hilarious puns to cheesy one-liners, these jokes are the perfect way to add humor to your birthday greetings. Whether you’re cracking jokes for friends, family, or colleagues, our birthday dad jokes are sure to bring laughs and create unforgettable moments. Perfect for dads who love to joke around on birthdays, these jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone’s face. Explore the funniest birthday dad jokes to make every celebration more fun!
"I say Long John Silver, I really like your earrings, how much were they?" "2 dollars" "They're not bad at all for a buccaneer".
My wife is turning 32 next Monday. I’ve told her not to get her hopes up for her birthday. “After all,” I said, “The celebrations are only going to last half a minute.”“What are you talking about?” she asked.I said, “It’s your thirty-second birthday.”
I asked a girl from my school out for a date; she only responded with a comment about our classes schedules something about not having Chemistry together