The Best (and Worst) Classic Dad Jokes 👋

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray.

How long is a Chinese name That wasn’t a question

So, an artist, a mathematician, and a fisherman commit a crime And I was looking at the file and it looks kinda sketchy, it doesn’t add up. There’s definitely something fishy going on.

what do u call a strong soup? s0uperior

My son Luke loves the fact he's named after a Star Wars character My daughter Chewbacca, not so much

You know those socks with a hole in it, so one of your toes sticks out? That’s the kind of underpants I’m wearing today

I was at a restaurant, and spilled soup on my jeans. I called for there server: "Waitress, there's soup in my fly"

What’s the name of that one eyed pirate movies actor? Eye Patchino

A man with authority walks into a bar. He orders everybody around. (Must admit this is a re-post from another thread I read that made me chuckle)

The U.K. government have predicted that Scotland could become a “third world country” if they gain independence. I don’t know if things will improve to that extent but fingers crossed for them.

6ix9ine would be a great crime scene investigator I’ve heard he’s great at identifying blood

Two Mountain Dews are sitting on a counter. One Mountain Dew is almost empty and the other is fresh out the ice box The fresh Mountain Dew looks to the old Mountain Dew and notices he looks upset. He asks “What’s wrong?” The other drink responds “I can’t dew this anymore.”

Did you hear about the surgeon who accidentally swapped his tools with the hospital handyman’s? His last surgery was gut wrenching.

Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, 'Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?'

Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.