The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the picture go to jail? He was framed.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.
Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
Five out of four people admit they’re bad at fractions.
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.
Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!