The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Can February March? No, but April May!
Can February March? No, but April May!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?' 'St. Nickel-less.'
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
Which cat is the least loyal? A cheetah.
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother… Sudden Lee.
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.'
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
What do houses wear? An address.
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in its field.
A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.” “Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”