The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Do you think glass coffins will be a success? Remains to be seen.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers!
What genre are national anthems? Country.
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
What did the pecan say to the walnut it was chasing? I’ll cashew eventually!