The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school!
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.