The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What is the opposite of ladies fingers? Mentos
I just got a promotion at the farm. I’m the new CIEIO.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
What does a librarian use to go fishing? A bookworm.
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down…
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.