The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Can anyone recommend a better way to clear the ice from my windscreen? I tried using my discount card but could only get 20% off!
Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes.... Large, small, circle, square, thin crust, deep dish, extra toppings....
Out of all the aspects of Tigers game Nobody ever faulted his driving....
I own a Stradivarius and a Rembrandt Unfortunately, Stradivari was a horrible painter, and Rembrandt knew nothing about making violins.
What did the bug imprisoned in a bottle of perfume say? I’m in-a-scent!
When the doc says I need to cut back on sodium, I take it with a grain of salt.
How did the hammerhead shark do on his test? He nailed it.
If you tilt a Q-tip on it's side, It's no longer a Q-tip.It's askew-tip.>!Funniest joke I've ever come up with!<
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile
Just started my Vegan diet. They're a bit chewy, but better than kale.
How do elves wash their hands? With Santa-tiser. Credit to Greencross Vets in Port Macquarie
My friend got a job at the power plant. He now refers to his occupation as a “ohm maker”
Mario goes to court The judge says: “you must pay the court $12,000.”Mario, surprised, asks: “Why?”The judge replies: “It’s a fine.”Mario, heartbroken, sadly says: “No itsa not.”
Did you hear the pasta makers in Italy revolted? It was a ravioli-tion
The relationship between the Physics teacher and biology teacher in my brother's school didn't last long... They had no chemistry et. al.