The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
What group of people never get angry? Nomads.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
I told my dad he had to quit smoking. When it came to his health we just couldn’t brisket.
Why did the computer get glasses? To improve its website.
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries
What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.