The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
When does it rain money? When there is a change in the weather.
Where do amputees get prosthetics on a budget? The Secondhand store.
The Cleveland Indians have officially decided on a new team name. Say hello to your new Cleveland Redskins!
I saw two men beating a kid up, so naturally I ran over to help... There's no way the kid could take on all three of us
Why did the oyster's girlfriend leave him? He was shellfish in the seabedNo, my 4 year old son didn't write this. I did.
I've just released my own fragrance No one else in the car liked it though.
My parents are rich... Edit: I’m rich and I need a shovel.
How do you clean plate-mail? In the dishwasher.
A monkey asks another monkey - What are you doing?- Eating a banana.- But why is it brown?- Because I'm eating it the second time.
My dad just got a tall new grill and I’m worried he’ll get hurt trying to use it. The steaks have never been higher.
A poll was taken by California Governor Gavin Newsom's office which asked whether people who live in California think Illegal immigration is a serious problem: 29% of respondents answered: "Yes, It is a serious problem."71% of respondents answered: "No es una problema seriosa."
My boyfriend bought me a diamond ring The stone was cut in the shape of a four leaf clover. I wore it all the time to show how much it meant to me. One day, I got curious and had it valued at a jeweller's. Unfortunately they told me that my boyfriend had been swindled, as the diamond was actually a cubic zirconia.It was a sham rock.
My uncle is an archeologist.. He was doing some work in Egypt and came across an ancient tampon. Picked it up, examined it closely and said - I have no idea what period this is from.
A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is a better cyclist!