The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

hard to find coins, hard to find killer... A rare coin dealer was found dead in his shop on thursday morning.Police said he was beaten 'cent-less...'

My dad works for a company that makes bicycle wheels.... He's the spokesman.

I tried to cheer myself up by having a pillow fight. Now I feel more down than I did before.

What do you call a sweatshirt on the ledge of the tower bridge? A jumper!

My friend said to me, “That’s a nice-ass shirt you’re wearing.” I said, “Thanks. They are called pants, not an ass shirt.”

Did you hear that Virginia's Governor and First Lady actually met on a dating web site? It was called OKKKCupid.

In the 5th month of every year, my aunt let's her pigs in the field.... It's mayham!

How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it.

Why do pancakes always score a bunch of runs in baseball? They have the best batter.

Where do cows go for entertainment? To the moovies.

What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

What do you call someone who loves reading? A book keeper.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? He wasn't peeling well.

What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.