The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.

Finally my winter fat has gone… Now, I have spring rolls.

I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.

How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.

How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.

What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.

I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five

What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.

I searched for a lighter on Amazon, but all I could find was 401 matches…

Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots…

To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.

When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.