The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
What do you call it when a barbie toy is in a line for a grill? A barbie-que
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless. It was pointless
What sort of biscuits fly? Wee plain ones.
I ran into a dwarf today with my shopping cart. I said “Oh man, are you okay?!” He said “I’m not happy!” I said “Well which one are ya then?!”
What do you call someone that occasionally likes gloves? Intermitten
What happened to the pentagon which lost an angle? It got squared up.
How do you steal a coat? You jacket.
I visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man cooking sliced potatoes in oil... I asked him I asked him “Are you the friar?”He replied “No, I’m the chip monk...”
How does Popeye like his martini prepared? One Olive on the rocks.
I asked my dentist to put in a new tooth that matched my other teeth He put in tooth with 4 cavities.