The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I found a parking lot with only two spaces It’s really a parking little.
What did the gold prospector say when he saw bits of silver in his pan? weird flecks, but okay.
What do you call it when a wizard hits you with a frying pan Cast iron
Why shouldn't you protest wound treatment? It won't get better if you picket it.
farmer: how many cows got out? **me:** seventeen**farmer:** round 'em up**me:** ok twenty
What did yoda tell the snowman when he found out he had tunnelvision? (OC... you can probably tell) All ICY is you!
What do you call a person who studies the color blue? A cyantologist.
Why did the Muslim tailor make so many veils? It's hijab.
How do you compliment a Venezuelan girl? Tell her she looks like a trillion bucks.
What did the paper say to the pencil? You've got a good point!
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
I have a joke about butter, but I'm not going to spread it.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What language do people speak in the middle of the earth? Core-ean
Why do melons have weddings? They cantaloupe!