The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.