The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

My mate quit the rat race to become an apple farmer, and now he's whining about how much work it is. So I told him to just grow a pear.

What type of trophy do you get when you’ve seen a traumatic amount of cat asses in your life? A catastrophe

I think it's just deplorable all the sexist people who want to undermine Katherine Bouman's role in the black hole photo. we all know with NASA's budget they could of never afforded a man.

A customer walks into a bank... ...and tells the cashier: "Good morning. I've come to pay the final installment on the loan used to buy a baby stroller"Cashier: "That's wonderful. And how is the baby doing?"Customer: "I'm doing alright, thank you."

How do scientists keep their breath fresh? Experamints

What do game companies do with their old successful games? Post Mortem, most port em.

I hear you, brother \- Pity me sir, I have a wife and six children, said the beggar. The gentleman replied: - Dear fellow! Accept my heartfelt sympathy, so have I!

My girlfriend was raving about our neighbors Marble Countertops. I was unimpressed, but maybe I just took them for Granite

How do you tie two Hondas together? ...with Accord

Me and my buddy got into a debate about flat bread being used for sandwiches. We decided it was a naan issue.

At what point does a Lamb become a Sheep? When its had it's Baaaaa-Mitzvah!

Just got hired on at a high end restaurant, my main job so far has been oyster preparation And I've gotta say, it really shucks

Grandma said I she’d knit whatever I want if I pick the yarn... So I bought her some steel wool and asked her to knit me a car

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a chemical factory worker? Write down the word *'unionized'* and ask them to pronounce it.