The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Which city is the capital of food porn? Nuttingham
What did the baker say when she won an award? "It was a piece of cake."
Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
If you spell the words "Absolutely Nothing" backwards, you get "Gnihton Yletulosba," which ironically means...Absolutely nothing.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?' 'A little hoarse.'
I’m starting a flight company exclusively for bald people, I’ll call it… Receding airlines.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?