The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How do cannibals eat pancakes? They wait by tall buildings.
I was once in a diner and a man was choking. The waitress called out “Help, does anyone know CPR?!” “Yes!” I cried. “They’re three letters in the alphabet!” Everyone laughed Well, except for one guy, I guess he didn’t get the joke.
I told my friend that he really shouldn't be using a straw and he replied, "Yeah, I know, I know, it's bad for the environment." I said, "Sure, there's that..." "But it's just a really weird way of eating spaghetti."
What do you call Batman when he keeps skipping mass? Christian Bale.
Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake.
What's the difference between a banjo player and a squashed toad on the side of the road? There is a slim possibility that the toad was on its way to a gig.
What do you call a pizzeria on a golf range? Pizza Putt.
Did you hear about the upcoming chef from Denmark who’s trying to break into comedy? He’s calling himself the new Dane Cook.
Yesterday, I tried to relive the 80s and play some Super Mario Bros. When they say you can never go back, turns out it's true. Mario just stops at the edge of the screen.
Every birthday, my uncle Guiseppe used to cook me a meal He'd say, "That was the pasta, this is the present."
I cannot get on board with colonizing Venus I don't work well under pressure and I don't like toxic work environments.
What's the best date to take a pansexual on? Take them out for a wok.
What do you call a Gnome who lives in urban environments? A Metro Gnome
Did you hear about the female rapper who only battled during her period? They say she has a mean flow.
97.62% of the world's population has accepted climate change as a scientific fact. The rest of them are in North America.