The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
So, it turns out that "In-N-Out" is NOT a brothel but "Animal style" still means the same thing; so that was nice.
I love being a butcher. It makes it easy to meat people.
The cover on my ironing board was wrinkled so I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of "irony."
How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.
Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What do witches ask for at a hotel? Broom service.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs.
What do you call a donkey with only three legs? A wonkey!
Did you hear about the cheese that’s been working out? Dude’s shredded
How does a taco say grace?' 'Lettuce pray.'
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
Dad, can you put my shoes on?' 'No, I don't think they'll fit me.'
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.'
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.