The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
My cat was just sick on the carpet. I don't think he's feline well.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
Why are butter jokes so hard to make? Because there is no margarine for error.
When does it rain money? When there is a change in the weather.