The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

Got excited that I found a bottle in the beach with a message inside... Which read: You got no new messages.

John Cena gets knocked out during a wrestling match 3 hours later he wakes up in a hospitalJohn: (slowly) Where am I?Nurse: I. C. UJohn: No you can't!!

We've just found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. With that, there comes an enormous amount of responsibility, so I've got a question to ask. Should I fly first class or second?

To all those considering doing the "Kiki Challenge" please remember... You should never Drake and drive

9 and 5 walk into a haunted house... 9 leans over and whispers "I'm squared."5 laughs and replies "I'm not, that would be irrational."

What's the difference between a security guard and a butcher? One stays awake, the other weighs a steak

How many writers for "The Simpsons" does is take to change a lightbulb? None. They won't admit that it burnt out 15 years ago!

The house just voted to decriminalize marijuana and Oregon recently decriminalized hard drugs. It looks like drugs is winning the war on drugs.

Peter Pan would make a great comedian His jokes would never get old

Dad, what's the meaning of procrastination? I'll tell you tomorrow.

A pregnant lady visits her doctor for a check-up Doctor: Do you wish for the baby's father to be present during the delivery?Lady: NO, my husband already doubts him a lot.

Finally learned why you can't use a wooden spoon on a Teflon pan It's non-stick

Stranger: "Bob? Is that short for Robert?" Bobert: "No."

what’s the difference between bees and bears? ears

At the beginning of this year I made a New Year's resolution to lose 10 pounds.... ...Only 15 pounds to go!