The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was out standing in his field.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!
I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
I decided to sell the vacuum cleaner — it was just gathering dust!
What did the llama say to his date? “Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.”
What do houses wear? An address.