The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
Why aren't koalas classified as bears? Because they don't have the right koalafications.
What did the Arab leader drink every day to build muscle mass? A protein sheikh.
What does South Korea look like after a nuclear war with North Korea? Not a Seoul there.
What is oxygen's favourite place? The O zone
PSA: don't let them scan your forehead temperature at the grocery, it's mind control! I came in to get eggs and bread, left with a bottle of whisky
Like a radiologist researching sausage digestion, I tend to see the Wurst in people
A polar cub goes to its mom. \- Mom, is dad a polar bear?\- Yes, my darling.\- Is uncle Jim a polar bear?\- Yes, son.\- What about aunt Cindy?\- Yes, she is a polar bear too.\- Grandpa? Is grandpa a polar bear?\- Yes. Grandpa is a polar bear. Same with grandma.\- A... read more
What did the late tomato say to the early tomato? I’ll ketch up
What’d the farmer say when he accidentally squashed his pumpkin? Oh my gord.
I feel that Disney is taking the "Rainforest Cafe" theme a bit to seriously I was just sitting there eating when they bulldozed half of the place down.
Why did the potato go to the doctor? Because of tuber-colosis
My wife's friend had a baby... She posted a picture on Facebook and my wife commented "Aww, what a little angle." I replied to my wife's comment "Ya, she's pretty acute."I felt like a tremendous nerd for even thinking of a geometry joke, but ya...
What's the difference between a vaccuum and a Harley motorcycle? The vaccuum carries its dirt bag on the inside.