The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What language do they speak at the center of the Earth? Core-ean.
Dad I was thinking Ahhh!!! So that's whats burning.
What was the stomach's favorite thing to read? Reader's digest
I saw a sign in a shop window that said "Watch batteries fitted, £2.50." I thought “Why would anyone pay to see that?”
I was going to eat a spaghetti squash... But then I thought, "Nah, I butternut."
Did you hear about the angry pancake? He just flipped.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France? European.
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it's full of blades.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
Can February March? No, but April May.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.