The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!
Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine? You only get one shot.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, ' he says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you, ' the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head. '
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.'
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.