The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
My cat was just sick on the carpet. I don't think he's feline well.
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got all of them cut.