The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!
There’s a disease that makes you uncontrollably tell airport jokes. No cure… it’s terminal.
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.
Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own set of scales.
Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread!
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.