The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the watch go on vacation? To unwind.
I wish my kids weren't offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go!
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket.
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
There’s a disease that makes you uncontrollably tell airport jokes. No cure… it’s terminal.
What do you call a bee's ghost? a BOO-beeHahaha.. like .. boobie. Plz don't hurt me. I know it's bad
Zeke, the bank manager, was dismissing his accountant... "I don't know what the world is coming to, isn't anybody honest?" He asked. "Where were you educated?""Yale," replied the young accountant."Such a grand university - what is your name?""Yim Yohansen" replied the accountant.
What do you call a cup of leaf juice that doesn’t want to be a dad? Absent-tea parent.
Two guys want to share a golf cart Pro: Sorry, because of Covid19 you can't share a cart unless you're cohabitating.Customer points to friend; Well, I'm fucking his wife.
If you find gold in Australia where should you look for silver? **Ag**stralia
I filled a steam engine with Holy Water. The Power of Christ Propels You!The Power of Christ Propels You!The Power of Christ Propels You!
What instrument does a pumpkin play? An a-gourd-ian. (I’m so sorry I had to get it out of my head)
I just saw a council worker squash a Snail under his boot. I asked him "what the fuck did you do that for?"He replied "I'm sick to death of him following me around all day".
Vladimir Putin has boasted that Russia is planning to build a base on the moon. The idea is that astronauts will live there permanently. When they were asked if they really wanted to spend the rest of their lives in a barren, lifeless, empty landscape, the Russians said... "No. That's why we want to go to the moon."
Oxygen and iron are on a date Oxygen and iron are on a date at a karaoke bar and everyone is telling them to go sing. So they say "we're a little rusty but we'll give it a shot"