The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What do lawyers wear to work? Law suits.
Why do birds fly south? Because it’s too far to talk.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.