The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of his zipper... He sets up at the bar and orders a drink. The bar tender says, "whooaa whoaaa, before I serve you a drink, whats up with the steering wheel coming out of your zipper?" The pirate just says, "yaarrg its drivin' me nuts"
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent.
A fisherman goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, can you help me!? I've hurt my hand!" The doctor takes a look and says, "It's nothing too serious, you've pulled a mussel."
Why does Santa have such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year
Cow or bull? A farmer learned on his first day how to tell the difference between a cow and a bull... "This milk tastes funny"
How do you kill the ender dragon You ender
A state trooper pulled along side a speeding driver and is shocked when he sees a elderly woman behind the wheel knitting. The trooper rolled down the window and yelled, "Pull Over!" "No!" yelled the woman, "It's a cardigan!"
What do you call cheese by itself? Provolone.
How’d the clam cross the river? Took a taxi crab.
The fireman looked at my burning car and said, “Any idea how it started?” I said, “I just had to use my keys.”
It's Alzheimers day on thursday... It's Alzheimers day on thursday...
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said Y’know, one would have been enough.
They're dying the Chicago River blue in honor of the Cubs win... It's the first time it will be blue since the French got there.
Why did the space rock eat the hamburger? It wanted to be meteor.
A politician, a farmer, and a doctor walk into a bar. They all exclaim, "Ouch! Who put a bar here?"