The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I had a fun childhood. My dad used to push me down the hill in old tires. They were Goodyears.
How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper.
Your wife and daughter look like twins,' my friend said. 'Well,' I replied, 'they were separated at birth.'
Can February March? No, but April May!'
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots…
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?' 'Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.'
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
How does a taco say grace?' 'Lettuce pray.'
Can February March? No, but April May!
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
Niece: I have a lot of friends named Nathan, there’s Nathan…(endless droning about nicknames). Me: When they are together, do you call them The United Nathans?
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
What language do people speak in the middle of the earth? Core-ean