The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
Did you hear about the walnut and cashew that threw a party? It was nuts.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
What’s the difference between a dad and a grill? A grill runs out out of gas.
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather? A shoe.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.