The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae school.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
Did you hear about the truck transporting steaks that got into a wreck? Some car T-Boned it.
What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet? A desserter.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
How do you know when a bike is thinking? You can see its wheels turning.