The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My new book I wrote about improving your basement just sold its millionth copy. Its officially a best cellar.
My cat just passed... RIP Fluffy McMittens 2002-2003 2003-2005 2005-2007 2007-2008 2008-2011 2011-2013 2013-2014 2014-2015 2015-2017
Why do ambulance drivers always have a partner whit them? They’re pair-a-medics.
What goes through a potato's brain? Tater thoughts.
[OC] What did the first bee to try a flower think of it? It was beyond bee leaf.
What do you call a whole grain that’s zero calories but is rarely used? Weird flax but 0k
How do crabs run in Alabama? They run in family.
How to you call a pig missing both hind legs? A ham-putee.
[OC] My mother has been tracking this mosquito for a while... When it finally landed, she smacked it and exclaimed, “HA! GOTCHA YOU MOTHERSUCKER!”
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Hes all right now.
Have you heard the joke about the bed? It hasn't been made up yet.
If you ever want to talk about why our air conditioning bill is so high, my door is always open.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.