The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. Thats how I lost my job as a bus driver.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark? ' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.'
Niece: I have a lot of friends named Nathan, there’s Nathan…(endless droning about nicknames). Me: When they are together, do you call them The United Nathans?
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'
Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
I’m an expert at picking leaves and heating them in water. It’s my special tea.
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizzician.