The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
Clothes, but no cigar.
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.