The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were avaiable.
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.'
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?' 'A little hoarse.'
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.'
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc.
Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!'
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!'