The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down…
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
What do dogs and phones have in common? Both have collar ID.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.