The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school!
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
Why do birds fly south? Because it’s too far to talk.
What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
What kind of cereal do leprechauns eat? Lucky Charms.