The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My kid wants to invent a pencil with an eraser on each end, but I just don’t see the point.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?' 'Traffic jam.'
What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal? A polar bear.
Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.'
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work…
Where do fruits go on vacation?' 'Pear-is!'
What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.