The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.