The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What’s the worst jelly to put on your sandwich? Traffic Jam **My daughter read me this from her Gogurt wrapper. My answer was Toe Jam.
Have you heard about the street performer who did his act in the middle of a hurricane? It was mime-blowing
Bad Dad Joke What do you get when you cross a sheep with an elephant?A Wolly Mammoth!
There’s gonna be a 50p coin commemorating Brexit It’s nearly done. They just can’t decide what to do with the border
What did cupid play before the harp was invented? The heart strings
Everyone in my neighbourhood wears woolen jumpers that are a size too small for them.... We are a very tight knit community.
I went to the liquor store today and I bought a bunch of bottles of wine. I’m getting ready to pay, and the cashier asked “you wanna box for those?” I looked at him and said “nah, I hate violence. Is it cool if I just pay with my card?”
I was laid off due to COVID, so I took a job at an origami factory Unfortunately it folded.
What did the bug imprisoned in a bottle of perfume say? I’m in-a-scent!
What is it called when a chameleon can no longer change colors? A reptile dysfunction.
I needed some change in my life So I decided to start a coin collection. I know it seems odd but it makes cents to me.
My grandmother Eleanor gave me her fantastic seafood recipes But nobody wants to try my Salmon Ella.
There's usually workers at supermarkets who temperature probe incoming deliveries It's to make sure the temperature is below the required level and the produce hasn't spoiled.They don't get paid for doing this, they just do it probe ono
A joke from my 10 year old son. How do you stop an attack from a snowman? Kick him in the snow balls.
I took my 8-year-old to the office on Take Your Kid to Work Day. As we were walking around, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked her what was wrong. As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed, 'Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?!'