The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. 'No,' I said. 'It's to look at.'
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watch dogs.
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
How does a boar sign its name? With a pig pen.
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.'
What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.'
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!