The Best (and Worst) Funniest Dad Jokes for Adults 👋
Get ready for a good laugh with our collection of the funniest dad jokes for adults! These jokes are packed with witty punchlines and clever humor that’s perfect for an older audience. From puns to one-liners, our funniest dad jokes for adults combine classic dad humor with a more mature twist. Whether you’re at a party or just hanging out, these jokes are sure to bring laughter to any occasion. Explore the best dad jokes that adults can truly appreciate!
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
What do you call two dogs breathing heavily? A pair of pants
My son asked me: "would you sell me for a million dollars?!?" I said "never in a million billion years!!"He asked "what about 2 million"I said "are you kidding me?!? In this economy? Sorry little man"
Just thought of one but maybe borrowed. Always wondered why there's a lot indian doctors in gastroenterology. Let me go ask my friends Pooja and Harshit.
After it was determined that dogs could not transmit COVID-19 to humans, the world health organization deemed that all companion pets could be let out of quarantine We really should have seen this coming, they told us WHO let the dogs out for years
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
If Al Gore had his own drumming software company he should name it... AlGoreRythyms
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
How can you tell by someone's home if they're a highway robber? All the signs will be there.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.'
Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard? Because his Visa didn’t work.
“Finally, I caught them all”, said Ash as he walked out of the STI clinic
I ordered my ex wife food she hates and had Uber Eats deliver it... Because revenge is a dish best served cold
What is Alabama's population size? Family size.