The Best (and Worst) Funniest Dad Jokes for Adults 👋

Get ready for a good laugh with our collection of the funniest dad jokes for adults! These jokes are packed with witty punchlines and clever humor that’s perfect for an older audience. From puns to one-liners, our funniest dad jokes for adults combine classic dad humor with a more mature twist. Whether you’re at a party or just hanging out, these jokes are sure to bring laughter to any occasion. Explore the best dad jokes that adults can truly appreciate!
What's the difference between legal and illegal marijuana? One comes from the farm, other from the pharm
Robert Kraft doesn't always have a use for massage parlors. But sometimes they come in handy.
Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother... Sudden Lee.
Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
What’s the best kind of bird to work for a construction company? A crane.
Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Mis-steaks were made.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
I dont understand why they say cancer is so hard to beat I'm already on stage 4
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Did you know that a very good memory is often a sign of an excellent lover? I read that on February 11, 2017 in the New England Journal of Behavioral studies issue 2016-Q3.
What is this movie about? It is about hours long.
North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they’re brainwashed by the government and the media When every American knows that America is the best country in the world.
What type of music do the planets enjoy? Neptunes.
What type of music do the planets enjoy? Neptunes.