The Best (and Worst) Funniest Dad Jokes for Adults 👋
Get ready for a good laugh with our collection of the funniest dad jokes for adults! These jokes are packed with witty punchlines and clever humor that’s perfect for an older audience. From puns to one-liners, our funniest dad jokes for adults combine classic dad humor with a more mature twist. Whether you’re at a party or just hanging out, these jokes are sure to bring laughter to any occasion. Explore the best dad jokes that adults can truly appreciate!
What do you call a fish with two knees? A tuna (two-knee) fish!
I was banned from the airport last week Apparently security doesn't like it when you call shotgun while boarding the plane
Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
Why are pediatricians always so angry? Because they have little patients.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, “I love you.” “Is that you or the beer talking?” she asked. I answered, “It’s me… talking to my beer.”
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth. He said it was acci-dental.
What's better than winning silver at the Paralympics? Having legs.
Steam isn’t a Jihadi’s favourite state of water. Ice is.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
Grandfather: When I was your age, I used to go to the market with one dollar ...and bring home soap, rice, milk, bread, face powder etc..Grandson: Nowadays it's difficult. There are CCTV cameras everywhere.